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dare to go
where no one has gone before






                           let us show you
the way





it all begins with
you.






escape
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escape the mundane
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escape the boring
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escape the predictable
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we will take you on a spiritual journey

from the beginning of time

to the present and beyond

with the bible

to navigate

us.



escape church is not your traditional church.
our sanctuary is situated in a
planetarium as we gaze
upon our solar system and galaxies in
imaxTM theater format.




pastor neil porter will be your guide, and captain, of your tour through
the wonders and mysteries of the universe using the bible (niv
TM) as
his roadmap for the journey.

we
explore the possibilities of other life forms that might coexist
with us in the universe.  we show imax
TM productions of star trekTM,
star warsTM, stargateTM, lost in spaceTM, alienTM, contactTM, and selected episodes of the twilight zoneTM for inspiration and instruction as an adjunct to the bible.




our worship service times will vary
depending on the rotation of earth
and its orbit around the sun.
our website will provide
all the information.





visit our planetarium bookstore, where we feature books, tapes,
cds, and dvds of the late dr. carl sage.  also, we have the
old and new testaments on cd narrated by
spockTM.




we
also
have

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.
.
computer stations

wi fiTM and wi maxTM connections

meditation rooms

planetarium
cafeteria

                       
tea garden                      

juice bar and java bar

daycare and nursery

gift shop


escape churchTM
446 hayden drive
new galaxy, ca  920365
1-800-999-0909


   handicapped accessible



affiliations
ecumenical planetary associationTM
the sage societyTM
salvation through space continuumTM
national evangelical charismatic interdenominational association, inc.TM


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This spoof was written and created by Lisa Selekman
and was inspired by a sermon entitled,

"Without the Camp"

by Pastor Steven L. Anderson
Preached on Sunday morning, July 15, 2007

Faithful Word Baptist Church
Tempe, Arizona
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